THOUGHTS #9: LICK 'ER IS QUICKER

LIQUOR...WHAT WOULD BREAKFAST BE WITHOUT IT
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1837.
BEER: IT HELPS KEEP YOU PISSY
VODKA: JUST ANOTHER WAY TO SERVE POTATOES
VODKA: A REALLY FUN vegetable
LIQUOR: FUN WITHOUT MEMORIES
BEER: MAKES YOU WANT SEX BUT INCAPABLE OF HAVING IT
BEER: IT MAKES THOSE LONG LINES TO THE MENS ROOM POSSIBLE
BEER: MAKING THOSE IH REST AREAS A WHOLE LOT MORE ENJOYABLE
LIQUOR: MAKES THAT TEDIOUS CHORE OF LOVING YOUR CARPETING EASIER
BEER: REALLY GOOD IN THE 'FALL'
LIQUOR: TRIP WITHOUT TRAVEL
LIQUOR:  0 TO FLOOR IN NOTHING FLAT
SCOTCH: INSTANT BARF
LIQUOR: HOW TO GET STD'S IN HALF THE TIME
LIQUOR:  MAKES YOUR DESIRE TRIPLE AND YOUR PENIS SHRIVEL.
BEER & SCOTCH:  HAVE YOU EVER BARFED INTO A VAGINA?
LIQUOR: BLACK OUTS WITHOUT HAVING TO INVEST IN FABRIC
LIQUOR: GO ON A DATE WITHOUT PAYING FOR IT OR EVEN REMEMBERING IT

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